Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Randomize
