KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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