it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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