Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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