Don't you send me to vm
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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