There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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