We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
My vagina just clenched in fear
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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