So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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