We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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