Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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