We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
NoShamevember. You game?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Two words: nipple clamps
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