No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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