the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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