if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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