i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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