I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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