So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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