go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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