Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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