Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize