its not stalking. its research.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
