I'm laying in your front yard are you home
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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