Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Do plants get herpes?
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