I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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