My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
