Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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