it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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