worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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