I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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