i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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