Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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