And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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