Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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