they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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