haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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