I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
