I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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