Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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