So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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