Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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