Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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