So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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