Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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