I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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