Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
he shaved USA in his pubs
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm bleeding and have questions
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