thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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