wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
It's just like the Real World with babies
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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