If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Acid is not a monday night drug
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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