So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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