i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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