Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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