allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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