If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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