Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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