i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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